Strangest Spam Email EVER!

Oh gosh, it's been a month since I've written. So much for "being back", eh? I seem to have lots of time to NOT blog, which is pretty dumb. I'm going to try and do better. I promise.

Here's the strangest, funniest spam message I got in my spam box this morning. I haven't changed a thing. Read it and laugh along with me, ok? Please excuse the bad language, althought it IS an element that makes it pretty funny.

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from: undercut
to: heyfatgirl@ gmail.com
date: Nov 29, 2006 1:34 AM
subject: Don't ever fucking try to tell me how to vote again you ungrateful, self-righteous bitch.
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But you can get an impression of what happened from it. I thought they were gonna keep Rummy until the bitter end. Try to name me an anti-corporate senator or congressman.
The Democrats are far from ideal from this task.
BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. But you have to be aware that the most ambitious and most charismatic people are also the ones most likely to be in league with the devil, as it were. He went from "trusted religious leader" to "lying, drug-abusing fag" in one week. No doubt some neo-cons would manage to smear the kitten's good name by implying that she was a terrorist sympathizer. The abused wife likes to take out her frustrations by screaming at the children because she's too weak to take on the abusive father. Who will protect us from the police?
Secretly, I think, he's wishing he had invented an excuse to suspend elections. This video is disturbing to anyone who values freedom. It seems like I'm working my life away. Second, they tasered the hell out of him when there was no need to.
Women could've been raped in the bathroom. '" I couldn't find the text of the law at the time, formerly H.
You have been warned!
But that could mean anything from invading Iran with our National Guard to. You can even be tortured.
Isn't that the definition of freedom?
I suppose I could've done the same, but I have a blog so I don't have to get in print to be heard. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," will air Nov. And he's even resigned from his own New Life Church in Colorado. His fuck-buddy-for-hire ratted him out because he grew tired of getting Ted off one day and watching him preach about the evils of homosexuality the next.