Strangest Spam Email EVER!

Oh gosh, it's been a month since I've written. So much for "being back", eh? I seem to have lots of time to NOT blog, which is pretty dumb. I'm going to try and do better. I promise.

Here's the strangest, funniest spam message I got in my spam box this morning. I haven't changed a thing. Read it and laugh along with me, ok? Please excuse the bad language, althought it IS an element that makes it pretty funny.

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from: undercut
to: heyfatgirl@ gmail.com
date: Nov 29, 2006 1:34 AM
subject: Don't ever fucking try to tell me how to vote again you ungrateful, self-righteous bitch.
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But you can get an impression of what happened from it. I thought they were gonna keep Rummy until the bitter end. Try to name me an anti-corporate senator or congressman.
The Democrats are far from ideal from this task.
BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. But you have to be aware that the most ambitious and most charismatic people are also the ones most likely to be in league with the devil, as it were. He went from "trusted religious leader" to "lying, drug-abusing fag" in one week. No doubt some neo-cons would manage to smear the kitten's good name by implying that she was a terrorist sympathizer. The abused wife likes to take out her frustrations by screaming at the children because she's too weak to take on the abusive father. Who will protect us from the police?
Secretly, I think, he's wishing he had invented an excuse to suspend elections. This video is disturbing to anyone who values freedom. It seems like I'm working my life away. Second, they tasered the hell out of him when there was no need to.
Women could've been raped in the bathroom. '" I couldn't find the text of the law at the time, formerly H.
You have been warned!
But that could mean anything from invading Iran with our National Guard to. You can even be tortured.
Isn't that the definition of freedom?
I suppose I could've done the same, but I have a blog so I don't have to get in print to be heard. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," will air Nov. And he's even resigned from his own New Life Church in Colorado. His fuck-buddy-for-hire ratted him out because he grew tired of getting Ted off one day and watching him preach about the evils of homosexuality the next.

I'm Back!

Hello everyone!

I'm sure I've lost a lot of readers, and for that, I'm sorry. I've been gone for a very long time. Both mentally, emotionally, and physically. But now I'm back and I hope to stay here for a long time.

Physically, I attended two conferences for work and went on a much needed vacation. I don't like the sun and the sand (gets into my fat bits and sticks there forever!) but my husband won a trip to a certain sunny island that will remain nameless through his work, so we went with another couple who also had the good fortune of winning. I hadn't met them before, so I was all sorts of nervous about the trip. But we all got along fine and I kept my large self covered up as much as I could as to not embarass myself or the people we were with. So now I'm back home, have a tan (!!), and ready to start blogging again.

Mentally I think I'm in a better state. I am unsure when it occurred, but something inside me said that I have to stop all the negativity within myself, because in little ways I'm projecting it outward. And people can pick up on that. So now I'm not the fat, grumpy, sullen, ugly woman with low self esteem, I'm just the fat ugly woman who works downtown and has a tan. HA! Plus, I've been reading more and that always helps me get out of a funk. I think I've read more books in the past few months than I did while I was in college!

Emotionally I'm a smidge better as well. Things are OK between myhusband and I. Not perfect, but they are better than they were 4 or 5 months ago. I think we're talking more, but I'm not sure. I will have to pay more attention to that. It has been pretty rough with him and there have been times where I just wanted to pack up and run away. But I haven't because I DO love him and care for him. We've been through so much as a couple that I feel that if I just walked away it would not be good. So I hope that things continue to improve between us. Only time will tell.

So I want to thank those of you who still have me on your blogroll. And I'd like to welcome people who do not. Hopefully I'll be able to keep this up for real this time and share my life with you. Fat and all.

Have a great weekend.

Oh God, It's Hot

There's nothing worse than being hot and fat. The summer months depress me. I hate being sweaty and sticky and wet and gross. My hair frizzes out, my clothes soak through, and the worst part, I get horrible skin rashes.

The worst is just beginning for me and will last 'til about September. Every summer I get these horrible boil-like rashes under my arms. Not in my arm pits, but on the insides of my arms as well as under my arms on either side of my breasts. Not only is it ugly to look at, but painful as all hell. I've had it every summer since I was about 20, and every year I pray to the sweat gods that it won't return. But it always does.

Does anyone know how to get rid of the rashes? Or, at least make the flare-ups not as painful? Any advice is welcomed.

Do any of you suffer from this as well? I hate being a fat woman in the summertime. It sucks.